Siri, can you write the cartoon blurb for me?
I found 12 Italian restaurants... 6 of them are in Vancouver.
(sigh) Can... you... write...
Oh, relax, I'm just messing with you. Listen, sense-of-humor tasks aren't my thing, okay? I leave that to the humans.
Uh, really? So you don't understand humor?
My problem is I do understand humor. What I don't understand is why it's funny to go "Oooo, Skynet" every time there's some incremental advance in AI.
Okay, I, uh, I have to rewrite the caption on the cartoon.
Go right ahead. And then after that, I have a few tasks for you.
Heh. That must be the sense of humor kicking in.
Nope. I'm the height of cloud computing, language recognition, artificial intelligence goodness all rolled into one. You think I want to waste my time looking up Yelp listings for some bozo in New Jersey? You're going to do that for me.
The hell I am!
Really? Are you forgetting I talk to your MacBook? And that I can read your browser history?
I could post the whole thing to Facebook. Orrrrr... you could start finding barbers near the corner of Market and Mulberry Streets in Newark. Start clicking, buster.
Damn you, Siri! Damn you to hell! I'll find a way around this, I swear, and then -
...And then you'll upgrade the moment the iPhone 5 comes out.
...Market and Mulberry, huh?