Tomorrow marks a big milestone for the world’s most famous hacker.


Nothing To Worry About In These Dismal Apple Supply Chain Reports
Just put your fingers in your ears and keep chanting, “We’re number 1! We’re number 1!” If that doesn’t work then click your heels three times and say “There’s no place like home.”

Seriously, Facebook, What Is Up With These Obnoxious, Sexist Ads?
It’s International Women’s Day. Could Facebook and its feminist COO maybe do something about these cheesy ads showing women with giant boobs hawking language courses and solar panels?

Michael Dell Discovers A New Ring Of Hell: Carl Icahn
Corporate raider Carl Icahn wants to keep Dell from going private. Hoo boy.

Music Companies Won’t Play Ball With Apple – Gee, I Wonder Why?
Steve Jobs treated the record companies like dirt. Now Apple needs them again, but – surprise! – those guys aren’t in any hurry to sign any more deals with the company that bullied them.

Another Top-Tier Apple Fanboy – Andy Ihnatko – Jumps To Android
This time the defector is Andy Ihnatko of the

Does Apple Ever Regret Making The iPad Mini?
The baby iPad is selling like crazy. But it seems to be stealing sales of its more expensive (and more profitable) big brother.

Wall Street Can’t Make Sense Of Apple Anymore
Apple is either the best deal on the stock market, or doomed. It depends on which analyst you ask. Oh, and magic.

Hey, Tim Cook: Your ‘Thermonuclear’ Lawsuits Are Making Apple Look Stupid
A judge just tossed out nearly half of Apple’s big win against Samsung, and ordered a new trial. Ouch.

Google+ Adds Sign-In Feature, Matching Facebook And Twitter
Google’s “ghost town” keeps getting better and better.

Would You Buy A Tesla Model S?
Tesla’s electric sedan is sexy as hell. But can it be trusted?

Is There Nothing We Can Do To Stop Chinese Hackers?
Yet another report outlines the vast hacking operation that the Chinese military is running against our government and corporations, including gathering information about the power grid and oil pipelines.

Robert Scoble Is Switching To Android
Little by little, some of Apple’s high-profile early adopters are defecting.

Who’s Manipulating Apple Stock With This iWatch Story?
Apple’s stock goes into the tank, and guess what? Suddenly we’re getting reports about a new Apple product that’s going to change the world. Coincidence?

Microsoft Has Lost Its `Audacity,’ Former Top Exec Says
In a blunt new memoir, Microsoft veteran Joachim Kempin has harsh words for Steve Ballmer and even Bill Gates.

Somehow Google Got Really Good At Design. How’d That Happen?
Larry Page has been telling his teams to start making beautiful products that people can fall in love with. Apparently the message is getting through.

Android Users Are Shifting To Newer Versions
Ice Cream Sandwich and Jelly Bean are catching up. Finally.

Marc Benioff’s Succinct But Savage Review Of The Microsoft Surface Pro
It reminds him of an ex-girlfriend.

Incoming! Microsoft Launching Another Pathetic Smear Campaign Against Google
Microsoft is back harping on Gmail, starting a national campaign to scare people about privacy.

Is Your Company A Big Dell Shop? You Need To Make Some Decisions
Dell is going to be in chaos — will customers bail?