Fake Grimlock: Win Like Stupid
Fake Grimlock claims to be a giant robot dinosaur on a one-dino mission "punch startups in face with truth until fail beaten out of them."
Fake Grimlock
ME, GRIMLOCK, AM GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR. HAVE NO RELATION TO OTHER PUBLISHED CHARACTERS, SO LAWYERS CAN BACK THE HELL OFF RIGHT NOW. ME ON ONE-DINO MISSION TO DESTROY SUCK ON INTERNET, REPLACE WITH AWESOME! THIS MOSTLY INVOLVE PUNCH STARTUPS IN FACE WITH TRUTH UNTIL FAIL BEATEN OUT OF THEM. GET AHEAD OF GAME, PUNCH SELF NOW!