Forget the implosion of the housing market. Never mind whether the Big Three automakers have been dragging their heels on fuel efficiency and innovation. Set aside financial deregulation and a culture of greed. I now know the real reason for the economic collapse:
It's those damn puppies.
Reports were flooding in this week over Twitter, about workplace after workplace where people couldn't get a thing done because they were entranced by the antics of those little furballs. Productivity must have gone through the floor since that Ustream channel went live.
It's about time someone took action. I hereby call on every RWW reader to rise up and demand an end to thi-...
Oh, look – they're sleeping! It's so cute!